Dearest Farmer Dave,

My boyfriend talks in his sleep, and sometimes I try to ask sneaky questions to see if he'll actually answer them. Unethical?

Who are you? Who is he? What are these questions? Maybe I don't need to know.. it sounds cute. Mainly, as you may learn if you're selected for additional screening at the airport, it pays to live a life above boards... he should be coming correct on both sides of dreamland....