I moved to a small town. I left the city. How can I repopulate my bar in my backyard with cooler folks?

Books, coffeehouses, weekly readers, clubs, rock bingo... you need to pull deep... nature trails, the one health food store that smells like vitamins, and even local churches can populate your bar if you're ready to roll deep... there's always one shaman dude in or on the skirts of a town... you have to find him.. and the cool mailman... sort of like simpsons characters... don't just accumulate Indie Rockers!!! Life is rich, so find somebody's aunt and uncle!